Run No 785

Kevin’s Birthday Hash

Aug 15, 2004

 

On a hot Sunday aft we head (head? who said head?)  to Dundas for a Hyena Hare event - and though he might look like a deadbeat at other times, for the Hash, Hyena is always Alive.  And if the keen little Kevin actually had a birthday for all the birthday hash parties named for him, the tiny toddler would now be 35 years old and greying like his Pa.

A small but stellar team showed up, prepared to catch the hare with his underpants off, consisting of: Black Widow , Frogspawn, Golden Showers, GoodCrack,, ET, Phart, and Dyscount.  Oh perish the thought, no one really wants to see Hyena’s underwear, either on or off.  This brings us to the lovely Humidor who awaits us and offers to drive Black Widow’s vehicle back to the secret on-on location.

Starting off at Dundas High School, we give the hare a 5 minute advancement to drop his wily markings. Black Widow seems to have been there before, so storms off to the left through the park, followed by Golden Showers, and Frogspawn, FRB’s getting lost right off the bat.  The slower crowd toddles behind, and knows we are already lost before we begin, but fear not, very soon we reach a beer stop in a park - good grief, hardly 5 minutes have passed and already we are chugging down on the amber liquid.  From there we just follow the foxy dirty-blond hair and mismatched running outfit and then clamber down a wall into Hyena’s backyard.  Surprise, surprise, in the interest of efficiency, Hyena has turned this into a house warming party as well as a hash on-on .  So we sprawl out on lazy garden furniture in the back enclosure, watching Hyena’s other friends, assuming they are such, dribble in, laden with nibbles and other foodstuffs, while sucking on a beer in the hot and drowsy making noon-day.

Well, finally the GM’s decide to do their tricks and start the chugging down ceremony:

 

Downdown for the hare - for a pathetic run, shortest in hash history

Downdown for Humidor who did not run - but as noted volunteered to drive Black Widow’s chariot, enjoying its manual poke.

Downdown for Frogspawn - not having been out to play for 1.5 months

Downdown to Dr. Feelgood, who showed up with his parrot and girlfriend, for bashing without hashing

Downdown for GoodCrack for missing the Interhash in Cardiff having signed up and all - ah, the rubbing-in hurts!

Downdown for ET & Phart for no reason at all, just the GM’s prerogative

Downdown for Black widow for going down the wrong way

Downdown for Golden Showers - did not want to leave him out

Downdown for Black Widow being  accused of being faster/smarter - don’t remember how this came about ???

Downdown for Dyscount - accused by Phart of being on a nude British hash train and still not getting laid. This led to a song about  lack of sex

We then moved on to the eats and treats - including a very tasty BBQ and some  pollo moy bueno prepared by Mama Grandes Tetas -

And fully sated and slightly inebriated,  reluctantly we decide to go on on home

This hash took the prize for “The Shortest Oakville Hash in History”

                       

On-on!                                                                                                                Reported by E.T.