Well, here it was Glowworm and Lovebite’s turn to entertain the troops with a tortuous trail. And how the hell does Oakville get so many backyard parks? I hope the taxes are commensurate. This run also was endless; after every 2 miles of icy shit, hop across the road for a dash in the opposite direction on another treacherous loop through he woods. A wonder no ankles were twisted or bones broken; just a few bounces on the bum but these mostly padded. Phart again massaging wimmin’s necks at the checks, but when I said I had a pull in my groin, he didn’t know women had one. Well, I won’t let you massage where Elvis moans, trick’s on you. Down-downs were administered by Skewbic and his mistress but the designated space and the amounts were pitiful. Next time just let them freeze off their balls on the porch, Glow - to hell what the neighbours think. I’m sure they are already suspicious seeing you lugging in the cases of wine every week. Of course we did have a special guest, being Lengthy and Blue Tit’s babe Sharon-on-on, parents properly castigated for performing sexual acts without Hash permission. So hey, Lengthy it’s true then. And what’s that blissful smile on youze faces. D-D for Two Jugs & Oral Sox because their offspring went shopping at other hashes, him being charmed by Giggles & wanting to doff the black widowhood. Of note there were no D.D.’s for above named Scottish Bard, most of the refugees being limeys I presume although yours truly and Phart did pay an 8-K homage run earlier in the day, see groin pull, but you guys don’t want to hear about real athletes. Also present T.O. Dapper Zapper, plus a certain Hare Apparent from Boston who did at least two shitty Oakville runs, the first one lasting 10 minutes. The usual fressen & saufen ensued, but Lovebite, no matter how fast you want to get rid of the Huns and into bed with the hot stuff, pas comme il faut to do the dishes while company still there, making us feel guilty for having slobbered all over them. If hot Heiki wants to have his worm glow, then let him do the dishes, a powerful incentive for making him hurry up. That being said, we went on our way to make our own sparks.