Run No 770
OH3’s
Anal Meeting Hash
May 25, 2004
Hare: Dyscount and live Re-Hare: Black Widow
Hashers: TwoJugs, Oral Sox, Roadkill,
GoodCrack Toad & Canoodle, ET & Phart, followed by a Shadow from Hogtown and New
Boots Suzette, who read of our deviant running club in the Oakville Beaver
It was a Cold and Rainy Day, and because of
torrential nocturnal emissions, the tracks carefully laid out by Dyscount the
day before had been washed out, necessitating a live-hare performance by Black
Widow. No chance of ever catching him and seeing him naked, but then who would
want to. So off we went and shit was it Cold and Rainy, however soon enough
warming up but still being wet. Generally knowing the neighbourhood came in
handy, giving great opportunity for shortcutting and avoiding crossing the
proverbial shitty creek. So after an hour of wet but genuinely nice walking or
running, we all gots back to the start, still or again Cold and Wet. Canoodle
did it best of all, sitting in his warm car and reading or doing books.
So on back to Dyscount’s new but generally the
same but with a better view house for on-on, down-down and Anal Meeting
Down downs for Hares - Dyscount & Black Widow
for a hash that was not wet enough, not long enough and not wet enough
Birthday down downs for GoodCrack & Phart who
have now reached Freedom 55
Down down for Virgin Suzette - unfortunately
allergic to alcohol
Down down for TwoJugs who is also allergic,
since it makes his belly swell up
Down down for ET for peeing on trail before
trail began
Down down for Shadow - for meandering when
needing to pee
Down down for Toad & Canoodle - being
backsliders
Down down to Roadkill for showing up
Everyone being greased and
alcoholically plied the Anal Meeting was called
A Report from Treasurer TwoJugs
showed that We still have cash! About $1,000 consisting of $700 in cash, rest
in merchandise (t-shirts and beer) However, income last year was less than
outlay, putting the cash stash in melt-down mode. Cause of this the fact that
we have fewer runs, not as many people showing up - 44 runs in past year, avg.
12/run. Discussion on dwindling numbers ensued, and What to do about this: We
probably need to advertise more and take advantages for example of free ads in
community papers, such as The Oakville Beaver, where Suzette found us. Another
idea was to try the Cogeco Community channel.
Hashers agreed to make a special
donation to Birdie for her next run which will be her 400th
Erections of Ossifers:
Dyscount & Black Widow re-elected
as Joint GM
GoodCrack volunteered to be Hash
Mistress - not clear what that role entails?
Phart erected as Religious Advisor
Hash Trash: ET won the erection,
on the promise that her literary treasures would be published on the website.
TwoJugs re-erected as Hash
Dray/Hash Cash since he was doing such a good job - except we now have less cash
and not enough wine.
Summertime runs - Will be at the
discretion of Hare since it is hard enough to find one. Generally on Monday
nights @7:00 – but special hashes on Sunday. Preferable 4:00 pm, but could be
3:00 if hare insists.
Reminder of the Camping Hash.
Discussion on Hogtown InterAmerica Hash - September 2005. Phart suggested that
OH3 put on an event in Niagara Falls. Phart to contact Doc from Buffalo hash
for cooperation.
Adjourned meeting for food! Hot
and really hot dogs, which Dyscount did in the rain. Generally sated and
slightly inebriated, we toddled back on home.
On-on!
Reported
by ET
