November 14, 1999 - A Skewed and Mucky Runaround Well, here's a celebratory post-nuptial bash hash but first another trick, because we have to run around some upscale neighbourhood in order to get to the food and drink being proffered by the newlyweds. Well, I forgot how this hash went, other than the fact that it took an hour, and there were some very nice muscular out-of-town asses in shiny spandex and we went around the block three times. And once the running was over we continued to do the same thing, because directions to the Skewbic home left much to be desired, delaying our hotly anticipated alcohol fix. Well, in the order of housewives Mucky must be second only after PNGuin, because once again lovely appointed living quarters, mounds of lovingly prepared foods - or did we bring those ourselves ??? And enough homemade but very good sherry to make a tippling tart woozy. Wedding presents were handed over - speeches were made, but these just took time away from the drinking. And then, shucks, we have to depart from this brawling melee in order to prepare ourselves for another boring week at work, leaving once again the hostess with the mess, but they got two little slaves they should have trained by now.