October 10, 1999 - A Braindead Event
And who but a braindead person would forgo a Thanksgiving dinner in order to run around an Oakville neighbourhood, starting off with a humungous hill. This run was not memorable, except for the fact that we only did one-third and two hours of it before giving up and heading home. This leaves us sitting in the grass in front of Overtime Freddy's - reminiscing about Fast Eddy, who apparently gave away free drinks at same joint when passing through town. And here is Hardcore remembering the previous evening, when in the company of her hash and business cronies, she visited the "Queen's Appendage" - apparently another sleazy neighbourhood bar - and mooned the passing Braindead on the way home. The fact that he did not crash at this presumably magnificent sight just confirms the mortuary status of his grey cells. And Cueball comes late since he was earlier deballed. So talking about unmentionable body parts we drink up all the hash wine/beer in Glowworms's trunk and go on to Freddy's premises for more beer and peanuts, and what do we see on the way home? A turkey giving us a pressed ham! Another confirmation of a well-chosen moniker!