September 13, 1999 - Bullet Misses the Mark Hash
Only a few idiots showed on this soaking wet eve in Hidden Valley - including the notorious BadHyena who left hashpapers on Headmistress’s chariot on a prior Hash hereby causing grief with local cops. Not only was the valley hidden; so were the marks because: "my wife just told me where to drop my load", so like his socks and undergutchies Bullet just dropped his effusions as he went. Fortunately there were maps in the park, so those of us who could read without glasses in the dark found the trail back to the parking lot where incredibly bad beer frothed it's way up Black Widow's nostrils, and even the Yankee Hyena had trouble swallowing this deplorable catpiss.